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Hotdamn, two blogs in two days? Alert the authorities! That's 5 blogs now, watch out Meka...I'm coming for that ass (sorry I'm not homophobic enough to do that pause shit). Did y'all know this fool has almost 100 blogs now? Shit, and I thought Too $hort was prolific...he doesn't have shit on our superblogger.
But anyhow, last night was DX's owners birthday and we went out to some swank Hollywood restaurant and ate obscene amounts of food. Shortly after a big ass shot of Patron I started "writing" this blog in my head. That is always how I do shit, reviews, editorials or whatever...I write it in my head. Problem is I never get the ideas when I'm at my computer or even in a situation to type it on my MDA. So the shit I think of rarely ever gets done, because I'm too busy doing other shit when I make it back to my computer. The good thing is that when other people write shit that I wish I'd written, I just say I already thought of that shit and wrote it already...my mental notebook has got Nobel prizes bitch.
But I digress.
I'm sure y'all heard the original version of Jigga's subliminal Cam/Dame diss Dig A Hole, if you didn't get with the fuckin program. Check it
HERE. This version of course, is a much doper Just Blaze beat and doesn't have that shitty ass singer squealing on the hook (and an extra Hov verse for good measure).
Sure Jay may just be the greatest emcee of all-time, but that doesn't mean he hasn't made his fair share of horrid songs. I mean shit, that Anything joint with Pharrell and Usher made me wanna use the disc to cut some coke then OD on it to end the misery. But when you've already got a song like that in the can, what makes you say "hey, maybe I should see a 130 pound rodent can make this song for me instead."?
Does Swizz have pictures of Jay putting his dick on Rhianna's big forehead or something? Dude hasn't made a good beat since the Ruff Ryders days unless it was, you know, just sampling Jay's voice. How the fuck did he manage to bump Just out? Who knows, but Jay lost on that one.
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