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Sarah Silverman vs. Paris Hilton


"ZOMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!?! GET THIS WACK SHIT OUTTA HERE! THIS AINT HIPHOP!"
-- neither are you, you Lil Wayne nut hugger. Fuck off and go yank on The Game's testee's a bit, you ain't hip hop either. There's a reason we have a thing called "titles" it's so people don't need to click on shit if they don't want to!

"FIRST BITCHEZ!!!!+1"
-- congrats, how's life without women?

"YO PARIS IS ALLLRIGHT BUT ID FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER, ID BEAT THAT ALL NIGHT"
-- no, no you wouldn't. Despite what you absent minded fucks think, Paris would shoot you down. Sorry to break it to you like that, but the "yo yo yo baby yo" shit doesn't work.

Alright, now that I got the responses to the inevitable future comments for this blog, check it. Last night was the MTV Movie Awards (yes, I watched them). Sarah Silverman was the host (if you don't know her, google or something. hilarious).

Anyways, the intro to the awards is a little stand up routine and all I got to say for the rest of this blog is ... HAHAHA.


The look on Paris' face is priceless. Thank you Sarah...thank you!
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