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They set you up Chris!!!

  

In this industry its a known fact that once you get famous YOU CAN'T TRUST THESE HOES!!!! They got Paul McCartney, Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant, Eddie Murphy even Spitzer and a long list of entertainers and athletes and now they got Chris Rock. But to make matters worse now the entertainment is so schisty they even leaked the private calls between him and the PI from years ago.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=152_1205484144

To save yall some time of going thru the 30mins of the PI calling Chris 'honey' and other random ass pet names Imma sum the convo up for yall.

Chris went out with a hoe on the side while he was still married. He tried to get some head from the chick the same day he met her, but she "resisted" and said she was "not that type of girl" but later came back to kick it afterwards (strike one, if she aint giving it up and she's suppose to be just a groupie, DEAD THAT SHIT IMMEDIATELY. If you hired someone who refuses to work you dont wait for them to want to work, you fire they ass. And more importantly U cant wife up a hoe, period)

She came to kick it again and this time he smashed. He skeeted on her thigh (or ass cheek cause Chris doesnt seem to remember) and then he allowed her to.....(the dumbest move in niggadom).... WIPE IT OFF WITH KLEENEX AND PUT IT IN HER POCKET!!!!! (strike 2, 3 ,4 and any other number). You can not, I repeat CON NOT trust her to throw it away (I.e Bill Clinton) because these girls is smart as 3 stacks so eloquently put it. Some know they don't have the drive or determination to establish their own career and know that the one thing they are good at is luring these guys in and giving them the okeydoke like they've been doing since they were young. All she gotta do is lay on her back or bend over and if she play it right she can get financial security that she wasnt able to obtain otherwise. Either child support, rape charges and at the minimum paid to shut up and never say it but then if she does decide to leak the story thats more money for interviews and exclusives.

So after each concert i will continue my no-boning groupies/skeezer/bust downs/runners/hoes/bitches/skanks/sluts  campaign and i encourage all you rappers, entertainers and even Eliot Spitzer to LEAVE THESE HOES ALONE. Good Luck Chris!!!!

Add-2's Moral Of The Story: Watch Where You Skeet

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I'm A Beast!!!!...nah, just stop Kels

Its a crazy time in hip hop right now with everybody buzzing about Papoose/Fat Joe and 50 Cent (apparently no one gives a damn about the fake ass reunion Dru Hill had staged and failed) but what managed to catch my attention during this season of drama was R. Kelly's silly ass diss to Ne-yo and some other people anonymous people

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/audio/id.4382/title.r-kelly-im-a-beast-ne-yo-diss

Being from chicago, we stood by Kels through alot of shit...I mean ALOT of shit from when he married Aaliyah knowing she was underaged, to pissing on the underaged chick, to plotting and fucking his long time friend George Daniels daughter (that shit was just foul), from saying that osama was the only person who could relate to him, dropping gangsta ass r&b songs and then turning around and doing a gospel album. But after listening to this shit i really had to face reality that this nigga is "crazier than a fish with titties" and is going through an identity crisis and has lost whatever mind he had.

First off this song is awful, aint no punchline to that. Sometimes you just gotta be real with yourself. I should of know what i was in for when this nigga came on screaming like this was Braveheart. Of course i was scratching my head thinking what the hell does a r&b diss sound like? in all cases...not good and this was no different. The song is 3 verses of garbage and comedy. What makes it worse is the fact that he's rapping with so much passion and the words is wack as fuck.

"...You need a steering wheel the way you riding my dick BOY!!!!!
Saying you's a go getter, go get your own SHIT BOY!!!!!!!!!!
(then he goes on this off beat ass rant)
"what is it gonna take for you muthafuckas to understand i'm a r&b boss
kels think he a rap...NAH im just tryna get my point across"

 "keep rising to the top, keep getting that money
keep laughing at you clowns cause you clowns is funny"

the ending line is just infamous as hell
"so dont think this is a song, its a taste of my wrath
Back to ya, nervous nigga, I got a dick and a half I'M A BEAST!!!"

So to whoever let him record and leak this shitty ass song...thank you cause that shit is hilarious. Now imma go back and listen to some classic R.Kelly and maybe figure where this nigga went wrong cause this aint the same genius who cd's was/still is being used as the 'i-know-im-getting-laid -tonight' soundtrack

On behalf of my chicago brethren I would like to apologize for the entire Trapped In The Closet series, the Make It Rain Verse, I'm In Love With A Stripper Verse, Same Girl Remix, Real Talk (plus the video), That Goddamn Zoo song and any other infamous ass kels appearance since the pissing video

 

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Tale Of Two's City Vol.2: The Return Of The Menance Coming Soon

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Daaaaamn Homey: 2008 Fall Off List

The other day me and my homey was arguing about emcee's, rappers and singers and as the conversation turned into a debate...and later an argument. First off, i'm a true school hip hop head born in the mid 80's but raised in the 90's (sidenote: just cause you were born in the 80's does not make you a 80's baby, especially if you cant remember any of it lol)  and he's a fanatic for the newer stuff which off the top is a set up for a bad debate. For a minute i thought that maybe i had caught the dreaded old man 'back in my day' syndrome....but then i rethought that shit and realized that alot of shit now still couldnt hold a torch to freestyle from Big L. And to be fair, no one stays consistent forever, eventually we all reach our primes and then fall the fuck off so i'll try to be as honest as possible cause i know we wont agree on all of this but fuck it who cares. It aint about hits i'm talking about the distance between them and their prime lyrically. IF ANYONE HAS ANY SONGS/EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE STILL IN THEIR PRIME PLEASE BY ALL MEANS SHARE AND I WILL GLADLY CHECK IT OUT AND EVEN TAKE BACK MY STATEMENT IF IM WRONG. ALSO WHATS YOUR 2008 FALL OFF LIST????

 

Fat Joe - Seems like an easy target cause he's been taking alot shit since he flipped sides and became the fat bald ass albino version of wayne without the punchlines. Some people may say 'when was he ever tight lyrically?' well it had to be around the time when Pun was still alive (if he was writing it or not is up for you to decide). Its hard to even believe that this is the same guy who did 'This Shit Is Real' produced by the legendary Preemo. I will say this his ear for beats is still pretty good, but the lyrics is ri-goddamn-diculous, the subject matter is simply...crack (not in the good way). A few weeks ago i seen a video with him demanding respect as one of the top rappers alive but its hard to get that title when you dont write your own lyrics. To sum it up Joey needs some better ghostwriters.

 

Lloyd Banks - Banks use to be the best cat on the mixtape scene and when 50 just got on aftermath he was the biggest problems out there following him. He had his own style and voice plus he had skills and with 50 there to help he was able to make good songs as well. After the Rotten Apple dropped to deaf ears and G-Unit now up against the ropes and Buck being the favorite its hard to really see where this leaves Banks. Plus after he let Game just abuse him without really saying much back makes me further wonder what the hell happened?

Snoop Dogg - He was once one of my childhood heroes and what sold Snoop honestly has always been his charisma and how he said stuff i.e '80 degrees when i tell that bitch please, raise up off these N-U-T's cause you gets none of these, at ease, as i mob with the dogg pound feel the breeze'. I guess i really should have stop expecting classic work especially after the No limit Snoop or the infamous '2+2 = 4, this the type shit that last forever more' snoop. In his defense, Sexual Eruption was dope and one of the most creative videos and at this point Snoop is so recognizable that he doesnt need to say anything on records for it to be a hit. Gon head and make that money snoop!!!

Papoose - Maaaaaaaaaan this nigga disappointed me, i could of sworn after Alphabet Slaughter and Charades (2 was dope too) and even the mainstream exposure on Touch It remix that he was on his way to being one of the most thought provoking emcees but then somewhere between getting signed and dropped i started hearing a new papoose, one that i aint really care to listen to. When i first heard 'Fitted Hat Low' i aint believe it. I still think he has enough time to rebound if he got another 'Black Democrat' freestyle in em and that maybe this is just a 'Oochie Wally' phase.

Lil Wayne - Before all the stans take a minute to jump off his dick to throw stones at a nigga i'd say to be honest for a second. There was once a time when wanye damn near killed everything he was on, hell after the 'Show Me What You Got' and 'Taking Ova' freestyle and the dedication mixtapes it made me think that maybe wayne his claim as best rapper wasnt too far off. But then came oversaturation (which can work but at the same time it can hurt you), then came the recycled and basic lines (im on like the television) and then came the singing (i heard he's coming out with an r&b cd too, no joke). His cameos are still enough to give anybody a hit record but i havent heard a wayne verse that made me say run that shit back since the freestyle over the Jay-z joint. If you have any verses that he kilt as of recently (and he's not singing) please comment cause i will gladly check it out.

Nelly - Its not that i'm really waiting on a Nelly record i'm just wondering where the hell did that nigga go? He wifed up Ashanti and hasn't really made any good music since (it dates further back before this but for argument sake we'll settle on once ashanti came). This isnt a lyrical fall off like the other ones cause Nelly was more of a party song rapper but his presence is completely missing especially considering how much of a mainstream artist he was. 

 Consistency awards - Some of the few who have been killin every verse for years
Common
Black Thought
Elzhi
 

 And the THAT SHIT SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN DONE AWARD goes to.............NAACP for giving that wack ass Tyler Perry show House of Payne any award, the show is awful and if thats the standard of entertaining Black television then we all going to hell

Again this isnt a list of who's still selling records, who's still in the public eye. This is a emcee's list of ppl who i felt fell off lyrically. Whats your list cause i know i missed out on a bunch

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