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They set you up Chris!!!

In this industry its a known fact that once you get famous YOU CAN'T TRUST THESE HOES!!!! They got Paul McCartney, Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant, Eddie Murphy even Spitzer and a long list of entertainers and athletes and now they got Chris Rock. But to make matters worse now the entertainment is so schisty they even leaked the private calls between him and the PI from years ago.

To save yall some time of going thru the 30mins of the PI calling Chris 'honey' and other random ass pet names Imma sum the convo up for yall.

Chris went out with a hoe on the side while he was still married. He tried to get some head from the chick the same day he met her, but she "resisted" and said she was "not that type of girl" but later came back to kick it afterwards (strike one, if she aint giving it up and she's suppose to be just a groupie, DEAD THAT SHIT IMMEDIATELY. If you hired someone who refuses to work you dont wait for them to want to work, you fire they ass. And more importantly U cant wife up a hoe, period)

She came to kick it again and this time he smashed. He skeeted on her thigh (or ass cheek cause Chris doesnt seem to remember) and then he allowed her to.....(the dumbest move in niggadom).... WIPE IT OFF WITH KLEENEX AND PUT IT IN HER POCKET!!!!! (strike 2, 3 ,4 and any other number). You can not, I repeat CON NOT trust her to throw it away (I.e Bill Clinton) because these girls is smart as 3 stacks so eloquently put it. Some know they don't have the drive or determination to establish their own career and know that the one thing they are good at is luring these guys in and giving them the okeydoke like they've been doing since they were young. All she gotta do is lay on her back or bend over and if she play it right she can get financial security that she wasnt able to obtain otherwise. Either child support, rape charges and at the minimum paid to shut up and never say it but then if she does decide to leak the story thats more money for interviews and exclusives.

So after each concert i will continue my no-boning groupies/skeezer/bust downs/runners/hoes/bitches/skanks/sluts  campaign and i encourage all you rappers, entertainers and even Eliot Spitzer to LEAVE THESE HOES ALONE. Good Luck Chris!!!!

Add-2's Moral Of The Story: Watch Where You Skeet

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