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Its gotta be hard as shit being a woman and we dont make it any easier for yall either. The reason i say this is because as the weather heats up and the skirts get shorter us menfolk get a lil more antsy. Keep in mind we will try and holler at you with a wintercoat and some non revealing shit on but when the weather breaks man we are all over your ass.
Like the other day im walkin from the train and this young lady was a few paces behind me. She couldn't have been no more than like 21 and me, well im quite grown (with a woman i might add) so i aint want nothing no way. I stopped to adjust one of my several electronics and she managed to get a few paces ahead. Now i aint gonna lie I checked her out but it wasnt no kinda holleration in the dancerie goin on. She saw a small grouping of young knuckleheads on the next corner and bolted across the street only to run into one guy who was coming towards her on his cell phone. Son proceeded to halt his call and turn fully around screamin 'yo ma, yo... slow down ma, lemme talk to you' and she just kinda switched to a damn near slight jog.
Another example is that inadvertant ass shielding thing women do. Like they will have on a skirt or something and that 'yo, yo ma' shit has them so self concious about havin all dat ass that they feel the need to just shield it. Its like they got eyes in the back of they head cus they just know we starin and dont want to provoke any unwarranted holleration. I mean yeah if you wearin some thing that warrants the attention i dont really feel any pity for the oogling that you get but im talkin about a woman with a really nice body who just kinda has on some normal shit.
All im askin is that yall niggas really calm that shit down and let these ladies live man. Stop actin like you just got outta jail and learn the subtle art of eyefucking. Word to the McDonalds at the W4 stop, that unwarrranted oogling shit does not feel good man. All you socially inept 'yo ma' nigga is fuckin it up for everybody. Case in point you ever been out and about and just tried to strike up a non holleration convo with a woman? That shit doesnt work cus she automatically is assessing you even if you aint tryna holler.
Women are grading us on the 'tryna holler' curve cus of the 'yo ma' niggas out there. That nigga is cisin these bitties up man which in turn inflates the price of the P and that doesn't make KRS happy at all. And you don't want to anger the teacha and have him goin all verbose on you with them bugged out eyes, now do you?

(he is the guy on the right incase you didnt know)
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