First off, apologies to those that might have missed me this week, but in the middle of moving home..that shit is noooooo joke..especially in the snow..
Midlife Crisis?
Not quite sure what is going on with Diddy really as he seems to go through a spell every now and again when he feels it necessary to change his name…YES AGAIN. Damn this dude will be signing with Interpol soon. This time he wants to be called Sean John as that is where he is right now. Personally he will always be tin man to me, just because he launched his couture collection..the world ain’t forget those shiny suits…but if it makes you feel better Sean John, here you are with your Momma at Sundance earlier this week
and here you are back in the day looking like someone who should be on the runways at JFK directing planes..ironic that his fashion sense has made him more money than music ever did when you see this get up
Pharrell unveiled his jewelry line with Louis Vuitton this week. Here is a lil glimpse at some of the pieces he has designed. Not quite sure exactly what this is, but it is damn sure expensive. The price of this line runs from 2gs all the way up to 600g

This however is on my wish list..

Is Nasir really leaving Def Jam? Def Jam insiders, didn’t realize there was any left after the last round of jobs went, are saying that his days are numbered. To be honest I think all Hip-Hop artists over there have their days numbered anyway. I see their R&B princess is causing a commotion running around with Chris Brown. The amount of dudes this chick has been linked to, I am surprised she has any time to sit down with Marc Jacobs and design her new purses she is working on.
Pause for thought: Ok my pause for thought is did Amy Winehouse put her hair ‘back to black’ in the hopes that we wouldn’t recognize her on her crack smoking video?
Uncle Murda thinks the NYPD let loose on his head the other night..well I guess it could be a possibility but I thought they made sure their victims never got up again
Take it to the polls.
Who gets your votes? Sean Combs last attempt at making money through his record label

or this diva?

Finally Flava Flav is coming back for his third strike out obviously in Flavor of Love Part Three. My bets are on Grayve… a good country girl from MS.

Until next time.
THE DIRT
Friday Fright...do I need to say anything? No wonder her estranged jailed husband is looking for a divorce. Altho doubt that is to do with the hair, maybe the fact that she has been shacked up with Mark Ronson, UK DJ/Producer recently.
Poor Eminem has supposed to have been piling on the pounds so much so that he has been approached by Slim Fast (the diet shake company) to become a slim Fast success story...poor Marshall, he might need to talk to the Doc that hooks Tim, Fif and Mary up to save face.
Will someone tell me what the hell is going on with Hood magazine, although I suppose they are keeping it really 'hood' by having Khia rep as their agony aunt. I mean on the real who in their right minds would ask that chick for advice?

No disrespect to her but from this piece of advice she posted, all I can do is SMH. Yeah Hood mag you going all the way to the top with this.
Khia,
Hey girl I hope you choose this to go in the magazine. My name is Lashawn and I'm seventeen down here in Dade county. Anyway I just had my second baby from a grown ass man, 27 to be exact, who said he was gone be there after the baby was born.
He kept fucking me while I was pregnant all the way up to the doctor said I couldn't have any more sex. After that he disappeared. I feel so lost. What should I do?
- - LaShawn
Khia's response:
AMBER ALERT!
Somebody call the police, there's a molestor on the loose!!!! Oh my bad, I guess I'm the only one who see's this is a crime. What's really hood Lashawn? Sorry to be so blunt but you were fucking a child molestor and be glad he's gone. I know you may think you're in love, but this was never love on his end. This was a grown ass man fucking a vulnerable child, now about to be a mother. My advice to you is it's time to grow up and the first lesson you have to learn is:
Don't trust no nigga
Trust no man but God
Love yourself and respect your body
Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding
You let this man fuck you with no protection and get you pregnant. Girl you slipping and its time for you to start preparing for your child. He or she needs you to give them the love that you missed along the way and trust me you won't find that love in any man, only from God and within yourself. Get prayed up and surround yourself with women of wisdom who can help you along the way. Why are you worried about the man, its time to give all that love and energy to your child and I promise
When your youtube PR stunt fails to work..what do you do...you head on over to media bistro to find yourself a bonafide PA. Yeah Diddy is on the hunt again after his last PA allegedly didnt work out. I mean youtube, isnt that the home of wanna be rappers, porn stars and fist happy teenagers? Yeah you really going to find yourself a professional over there Diddy. But one thing that is going to hinder the Didster is the fact that ole boy don't like paying people their worth even when they dealing with his Baby Momma and lying to his jump off. These moguls and their money, they just dont want to give it up...
The new purse accessory, make sure you can light your cigarette and your BBQ when you hit the town without worrying.

Holla at y'all next week
Had I known about this before I posted the other day Deelishis would have got that dragging out your ten minutes for fame award..let’s break this down first of all, home girl gets her spot on the Flava Flav show wins the show but doesn’t win the right to the Flava Flav empire (obviously even doubtful that there is one with Flav having fallen prey to the reality TV epidemic), from there she gets her ass everywhere..literally, hosting events, appearances, then she tries to make it in the music game, calling on her alleged man of the moment Busta Rhymes to join her on tracks (not sure if this counts as f**king for tracks), that fails so now she has finally launched her clothing line. Yeah she has her own line of jeans available for women who exceed in the derriere region. Here is a pic of Deelishis showing off her ass..oops jeans as D Cut Jeans opens for bizz.
Fire them...what publicist in their right mind would put their client on the Miss Jones Morning Show in NYC after they have been involved in a huge scandal about child molestation with their former manager and not expect NY's cut throat radio diva to go straight for the jugular. Well poor Raz B was put on the chopping block thinking that he could call in to Miss Jones and just catch up without her grilling his ass about his allegations about Chris Stokes. Then he gets mad..like Jonesy said..what else is there to talk about with him BUT that?
Eminem album coming? Possibly. Could be titled Living Proof, could be featuring a whole load of Dre production and possibly production from, this I am finding hard to digest, Scott Storch. Well I guess if his beats get placed on an Em album he can pay back all those taxes he owes without selling his cars off. And isn’t he still playing the role of dead beat Dad and not paying child support? But yeah an album from Em would be cool but so would an album from Dre and we been waiting on that long enough. So don’t hold your breath peeps.
Over and out
Gotta dish out a few awards this week,
Proud Mama awards this week go to: Monica who gave birth to a baby boy this week and winning a proud Mama award for giving birth to a little girl is Nichole Richie who also gets the award for how to give your child a good start in life award for naming the child Harlow Winter…oh yeah and a prospective proud mama award goes to Beyonce, who is rumored to be pregnant. Hmmm yeah ok.
Doubting Daddy Award goes to Soulja Boy. He is totally denying any gossip about him getting some chick pregnant… wouldn’t most guys if the chick was underage? Looking at this pic has he even started shaving yet?
Trapped in the Closet Award goes to the dude who is messing with old Miami Heat player Glen Rice’s wife. Turns out the former Heat player literally picked him up by the neck when he found him in his wife’s closet…yeah he been watching too many R Kelly videos I think.
Optimism Award goes to Freekey this week, convinced his Diplomats are together and stronger than ever. Shall believe it when I see it.
Award for putting her bizz out there goes to tennis star Serena Williams who blogged about her break up with Jackie Long. Was it really that serious?
Possible Fortune 500 Company award goes to Snoopermarkets, created by none other than the D.O.G.G. This has been on the cards for a while…wonder what he is going to sell in these stores?
Dragging out your ten minutes of fame award goes to the chick (?!?) who said she has got down and dirty with Remy Ma. I see she reappeared on the net this week. To be honest I am sure Remy’s value went up anyway because of the visual implied by this chick.
Catfight Award this week has to go to Mariah Carey for her (imaginary) words on J Lo. What was it said the diva said, she wouldn’t get on stage with her because she is a pig who can’t sing? OK feeling the singing comment, but J Lo a pig? Also the beautiful people are bitching this week too, Tyson Beckford taking shots at Tyra Banks..she probably knocked him back back in the day and its taken him this long to get in a position where he can actually say something and people will listen. Make me a supermodel is his new thing..another fantasy show on network TV.
For all the dickriders and Waynophobics the comeback video award goes to Gillie. Will he ever get a deal I wonder?
Final award this week is the amnesia award, Jim Jones obviously forgot he had already been handed a couple of UK artists in a silver platter by Dame Dash and Cam in SAS. He was on Westwood One Xtra live from NYC this past week saying he was looking for talent in the land of fish and chips. Wake up Jimmy, you already got it son.
Bless Jin, he took the time out to post this to his myspace page, his mantra for 2008. I mean if you ain't gonna get a blog like every other B list rapper homie you may as well make use outta your myspace page. Here I share with you the mantra from yet another rapper who said he was going to retire but didn't. (Shout out my boy T for this info)
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three R's of good karma:
Respect for self
Respect for others and
Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of
luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great relationship.
7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll
be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation.
Don't bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other
exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
I wanna know what happened to 20 tho..19 is a weird number to close on..maybe he got bored.
Ok Jay and Bey married..no ...but I heard a lil whisper that a certain Chicago MC tied the knot in Vegas after New Year...yup word I heard is Kanye and Alexis tied the knot. Now we know it didn't happen on New Years Eve, did it happen on NY Day? I mean Ye did say after his Momma died it would have made her happy to see him jump the broom with Alexis...or do we have another case of Jay and B on our hands where we gonna have 362 imaginary weddings before we get to the real one? Anyhow we could be dealig with a case of 'what happens in Vegas stays in vegas' who knows
Prodigy got a 30 day pass...PLEASE KEEP THAT DAMN VIDEO CAM AWAY FROM THE BEDROOM
The Vivica tape seems to have died a death talking of sex tapes however I heard a rumor down in ATL that the dude who was taking the time to press record on his camera phone was paid off to prevent further footage leaking. Is that called maintaining a reputation or blackmail?
Pause for thought..is New York pregnant? I heard she was but then I heard she was getting married and then I heard she had a season 3 coming up and then I see her running around town with Lizze Grubman (celeb PR) with no pics from the side making me think that she might just be with child and has called Lizzie in to avoid ending up on the Maury show..well some one has to really don't they as her 15 mins was up a looooonnnnnnggg time ago.
And closing out the day, just had to post this ..Benzino's comments in regards to the firing of YN from XXL..you gotta hate to love Zino..now that is a dude who should have his own reality show..i would get cable to watch that shit
“Karma is a muthafucka!!!…The little bi*ch should have been let go years ago if you ask me… When I heard about this I thought it was beautiful…He (Elliot Wilson) doesn’t represent Hip Hop or the culture anyway. XXL and all the editors over there are just a copy cat of The Source and now them, Source and Vibe are feeling the fu*king pinch….Now Yellow Nigga can go get a job sucking fu*king Jimmy Iovine since that’s what he was doing anyway…G Unit is over and so is Elliot. If I see him in the streets I’ma put a foot in his ass..I’ma do that for Hip Hop…”
Not surprised at all to learn that TI and Tiny are expecting a baby. I mean what is a man to do when in the crib so much? Anyhow word is it is another boy for the couple. I am sure they were hoping for a girl...a Queen to accompany their King..Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton are also expecting a baby and I heard a lil rumor that a certain rapper who has been reported to have made up, broke up and made up again with his ex and still had time to get himself a mention in a book by an industry hooker might have got a girl pregnant and it is neither of the two mentioned previously. Will keep you posted on that.

Raz B missing? Hmmm not too sure about that..he was spotted outside a restaurant last night in LA with his brother Ricky Romance (a name which still makes me laugh) and alleged child molester Chris Stokes. The trio paused (no homo) for pics before entering the eatery.So after reports of child molestation, gang kidnapping all looks happy in Tinseltown.
Well not for Vivica Fox, there is supposed to be a nasty sex tape circulating on Vivi...she is not happy and from what I heard she has police and publicists working OT on tracking down the tape. WORD OF ADVICE TO CELEBS: Again beware of anyone who wants to press on record buttons as opposed to yours during any sexual encounter with you...they are not on your side of the bed...LITERALLY.
Happy New Years