Gotta dish out a few awards this week,
Proud Mama awards this week go to: Monica who gave birth to a baby boy this week and winning a proud Mama award for giving birth to a little girl is Nichole Richie who also gets the award for how to give your child a good start in life award for naming the child Harlow Winter…oh yeah and a prospective proud mama award goes to Beyonce, who is rumored to be pregnant. Hmmm yeah ok.
Doubting Daddy Award goes to Soulja Boy. He is totally denying any gossip about him getting some chick pregnant… wouldn’t most guys if the chick was underage? Looking at this pic has he even started shaving yet?
Trapped in the Closet Award goes to the dude who is messing with old Miami Heat player Glen Rice’s wife. Turns out the former Heat player literally picked him up by the neck when he found him in his wife’s closet…yeah he been watching too many R Kelly videos I think.
Optimism Award goes to Freekey this week, convinced his Diplomats are together and stronger than ever. Shall believe it when I see it.
Award for putting her bizz out there goes to tennis star Serena Williams who blogged about her break up with Jackie Long. Was it really that serious?
Possible Fortune 500 Company award goes to Snoopermarkets, created by none other than the D.O.G.G. This has been on the cards for a while…wonder what he is going to sell in these stores?
Dragging out your ten minutes of fame award goes to the chick (?!?) who said she has got down and dirty with Remy Ma. I see she reappeared on the net this week. To be honest I am sure Remy’s value went up anyway because of the visual implied by this chick.
Catfight Award this week has to go to Mariah Carey for her (imaginary) words on J Lo. What was it said the diva said, she wouldn’t get on stage with her because she is a pig who can’t sing? OK feeling the singing comment, but J Lo a pig? Also the beautiful people are bitching this week too, Tyson Beckford taking shots at Tyra Banks..she probably knocked him back back in the day and its taken him this long to get in a position where he can actually say something and people will listen. Make me a supermodel is his new thing..another fantasy show on network TV.
For all the dickriders and Waynophobics the comeback video award goes to Gillie. Will he ever get a deal I wonder?
Final award this week is the amnesia award, Jim Jones obviously forgot he had already been handed a couple of UK artists in a silver platter by Dame Dash and Cam in SAS. He was on Westwood One Xtra live from NYC this past week saying he was looking for talent in the land of fish and chips. Wake up Jimmy, you already got it son.