So, I turn on the TV the other day, and I noticed that the "Real World" was on. I looked at it real quick to see how many black people were on this season, then turned that shit off. Nothing against ya'll white people, I got hella love for ya'll, you guys know how to throw drama free parties, you know how to talk to the cops, and according to Kanye, you all know how to keep good credit, but really, the REAL world isn't all college grad white boys with six pacs, slutty white ho's, good two-shoes white chicks, white homos, and white jesus freaks. Why do all the dudes have six-pacs? Everybodies not in perfect fucking shape. Where the fuck are the mexicans? No....not fucking Rican's or Cubans, MTV is quick than a muthafucka to throw a lpetite Cuban chick on there, but where are the fucking Mexicans? How many asians have been on there? How many REAL hip hop cat's have been on there? Why is there always at least 1 homo, but not always 1 guarenteed black person? How many high school drop outs have been on there? Let's keep it real...and what's the best way to keep it real? Get me on that muthafucka!
Yea, I said it, get Brillyance on "The Real World". How many people like ME have been on there? None. What can you expect from a season of "The Real World" with Brillyance?
1. When a white person drops the N bomb to upset me, I'll laugh.
2. When everyone wants to go skinny dipping on the first episode, I'll say "Fuck that shit,"
3. I'll sneak in advertisments for underground hip hop artists. In political conversations I'll say "Fuck that, Murs for President" or when I walk into rooms I'll say "The truth is here, the truth is here"
4. I'll hang with a gang of females...but sleep with none of them, debunking the rumors that all men think about is sex, and that men can't just be friends with females.
5. I'll keep it real...when that slutty chick gives up the ass to the Ben Affleck or Matt Damon clone, I'll call her a slut.
6. When everyone goes to work-out, I'll sleep.
You can expect all of that, among other shit. Plain and simple, the point is, the real world is fake...as if I really needed to tell you that. Why can't we at least get one season of reality on "reality" TV? I think that shit would be more interesting than the bullshit they have on. Shit, I'm more interested in sitting around watching my nephew act a fool than watching that shit. Love, Peace, and Nappiness....I'm gone.
I'm trying to hold off on my year end lists. I seen "Roc Boys" was the number
It's all there, shit is all the same. Wayne came in the game at a young age, Chris came in the game at a young age. Wayne WAS down with a hot label, Chris WAS down with a hot label.Wayne was in the game for a hot second before he started getting respected by the people that respect him now. He definately didn't have the following he has now...he was know for "wobble de wobble de" or some shit like that so Chris definately doesn't have to make the leaps Wayne made. As far as we know, there's no pics of Chris kissing any men out there, so he doesn't have to fight that. The chicks would dig Chris...what more does he need? To be the most lyrical? Hell no, we all know he doesn't need that, he just has to be decent with the ability to make alright to good songs. Shit, I can't even understand half of that "Can't Stop, Wont Stop" song, but let ya'll tell it. ( the general public) it was hot. All Chris has to do is drop Neef, drop a million mixtapes....and BAM! He's the best rapper alive since the best rapper retired.
Really, I think me and Jay are on the same page. Why else has he kept Chris around? We all know Bleek stays around cuz that's his homie, but the Young Gunz could have easily gotten Amil'ed a long time ago. Maybe he has gotten Amil'ed and I just don't know it, if he has, I'll gladly sign Chris to Rape N U records, and I'll sta....I mean,we'll start getting that money.Love and Happiness, go get you some. I'll be at the Murs Concert 2morrow night here in Long Beach, holler at me if you see me.
I've created a monster! So the other day I was talking to my niece about the
greatest show ever created, "The Wire". When she found out the new season was
coming, she said she wanted to catch up on it. I just happen to have all the
seasons saved on my CPU in Divx format. (how did I get those???who knows) She's been watching it ever since, and no matter what my girl thinks, I believe she can catch up before January 6th when the new season starts. So, for all my fellow Wire fanatics, I figured I'd go ahead and tell you what happens next season. How do I know what happens next seasons you ask? For those that don't know, I'm a psychic, that's how. So let me break it down to you.
The 5th season is all about Media and scandal. Members of "The Wire"
production and writing team have previous experience working with the Baltimore
PD, Baltimore newspapers, and Teaching experience, so they pretty much have this shit down to a science. Somebody is gonna get put on front street...guess who...
LT Daniels!! You see, Burrell is in trouble, he's on the outs with Garcetti,
however, Carcetti fucks with Daniels heavy. In order to remove Burrell, Carcetti
being white in the city of Baltimore has to get another black person to replace
him, who better than Daniels, THE company guy? Nobody, but as Daniels gets closer to taking over, Burrell informs Clay Davis (SHEEEEEIIIT) that he has dirt on Daniels, and Clay tells him to take it to the media. Drama ensues. Not only in the office, but outside of the office also, as Mcnulty, one of the few cops people in the hood can root for, goes back to chasing the cat. Shame on him...
Meanwhile in the streets, shit get's hectic. Major Crimes is hot on Marlo's
tail. The easiest way to get to Marlo is to take his man, Chris. The cops don't
know this, but at the same time, they don't have to, because Chris is gift wrapped
for them. Back in the last season, when Chris and Snoop murked off that flashlight
cop for no real reason, Snoop took the flashlights badge as a souvenir. Upon noticing it, Chris took it and threw it away. BAM!!!Fingerprints. Fingerprints on evidence that links Chris and Snoop to a body that was stashed in an abandon apartment. Homicide then throws all the other bodies rightfully on Chris and Snoop. The only thing is will they actually go to jail? Snoop won't. No sir...Snoop will never sit in a jail cell, she's no We-Bay. The cops catch Chris slipping and he goes in. Without Chris' advice, Marlo goes with what he knows, the streets and violence. Marlo has some unfinished business left over from last season...Omar.
So without Chris advice to calm down and wait, Marlo sends EVERYBODY to find
Omar. That cocksucker gotta pay. He puts a huge bounty on his head. In order to
keep his name ringing for eternity, Marlo wants one of his peoples to be the one
to finally take Omar out. He get's his wish, a man like Omar can't live forever,
shit, he can't even live for long, however, Snoop get's popped in an attempt to
take Omar's life. So who get's Omar???
He's just a pup?? Poor Omar, the only homosexual charecter people in the hood
ever root for. Omar has the biggest influence on the whole show. You see, without
Omar, Stringer Bell never would have gotten shot, because anybody else just would have finished Brother from up North off. Had Stringer lived, with Avon locked up Baltimore would have been run by a black mafia, wiretaps never would have touched them, with the assistance of the Russian mob, and Stringers business sense, Major crimes never would have stood a chance. Once Omar and Brother took Stringer out, it left Marlo to get more power, and keep bodies dropping, which in turn, keeps major crimes running. Now, Omar's death will play a big role in shaping the future. Micheal kills Omar. If you didn't see this coming, I don't know what show you've been watching. When Micheal drops Omar he becomes Marlo's right hand man with Snoop dead and Chris locked up. It doesn't last for long however, because Marlo goes to jail. He takes his charges, and figures he goes out as a legend. As he arrives in jail, he notices a familiar face he nor us has seen in awhile. Avon Barksdale. Avon throws Marlo the same look Marlo threw him when he was in court. No need for beef now, both of them understand what happened it the street happened then and happened for a reason. We never see either one of them again. With Marlo gone, alot of property is left open on the Westside. Other members of the co-op suggest that they all split it evenly, however, Prop Joe knows what's up. With Micheal having the heart and skill to drop Omar, Prop Joe suggest that they give some of the corners to Micheal, it wouldn't be to wise to get on the bad side of someone with that type of skill. Prop Joe has a proposition for Micheal. Cuddy tries to persuade Micheal to leave the streets alone, he could do other things, he could even be a boxer. Cuddy tells Micheal he doesn't want to lose most of his life behind bars like he did. However, when Prop Joe hollers at Micheal, Micheal thinks of his little brother, and gladly takes control of a bunch of Westside corners. Dookie stands by Micheals side the whole time, and he handles the business side of things. Stringer and Avon are reborn.
So what happens to everybody else? Bubbles gets clean. Gets himself a decent
bullshit job, and starts trying to get his shit back together. Kima throws him
some money to help him get a place. Kima....she goes back to homicide. Major
crimes is shut down after the arrest of Marlo and Freeman get's promoted behind
it. Clay Davis....SHEEEEEEEIIT, that nigga get's arrested. Him, Ashy Larry and a
bunch of other muthafuckas taking money from the "bad guys". Carcetti decides
to not go to Washington and stays in Balmore (as it's pronounced by most of the mops of the show) After Daniels confesses to whatever it is Burrell had over him, Carcetti finds a way to sweep the whole situation under the rug, along with the school deficit, which Carcetti some how finds a way to put on Mayor Royce. (where it belonged)It comes out that Rawls is gay...oh wait, you don't remember seeing Rawls in that gay bar in the 3rd season when Brother Musoin's dude was looking for Omar? Yea, he's a queer bob, he quits once exposed. Landsman takes over Homicide, and Bunk Moreland get's promoted to Landsman's position.Mcnulty...I don't know. He's a wild card. Truthfully, he could just continue to be Mcnulty. A drunk that fucks anything that walks. That's most likely what happens with him...nothing. Carver get's promoted, so now he's explaining what the fuck is going on in the streets with Comstat. Also, you find out later on that he adopts Randy...who for those that haven't noticed, is related to Cheese. His last name, Flagstaff, is the same last name of Cheese (as shown on the board)Cuddy continues to the boxing gym, and occasionally Micheal stops in to speak with him. Prop Joe???Nothing happens to him, the season ends with him and one of the Russians looking out at the water. Anybody else not mentioned doesn't matter.
Yea, so that's it, done dizz, the best show ever comes to a conclusion.
We all cry. David Simon is coming with a Mini-Series later on in the year about
a bunch of young dudes who go to Iraq. It shows things like their first day their,
their first kill, and all sorts of other shit. It's definately gonna be dope. Be
on the lookout for that. Love, Peace, and Happiness...go get you some.
I've been so busy doing what has amounted up to nothing it's ridiculous.
Two tears in a bucket...fuck it, life keeps moving so I follow suit. I was
thinking last time I posted a blog listing my CD's on my Zune after someone
(guilty names shall remain nameless) sent me an old CNN CD "NORE is that dude,"
No, of course not rapping, but seriously, he's a funny ass dude. So to begin my
end of year lists, I'm gonna go with one that doesn't go directly with this
year, I'm gonna do my top 5 artists/rappers (there's a difference, I'll get on
that later) I'd kick it with and need reality shows, and then the top 5 rappers
I'd hate to
hang around.
5. David Banner- Banner isn't one of the funniest dudes, he's just a
real ass dude. I never skip a David Banner interview. While I'm not the biggest
fan of his music, he always has some relevant shit to say off the mic. I've
never given him a chance on the mic, cuz "Like a Pimp" sort of scared me away,
but I may have to give his music a chance. If David Banner got a reality show
there's a slight chance it might seriously help change some shit.
4. Redman- The best crib on MTV cribs hands down. First of all, it was
originally his moms crib that he used to live in, he bought his moms a newer
nicer crib. Second of all...it's the shit. All the video games systems that
ever came out damn near all in the same spot. A box full of money just to order
pizza with. His cousin just chilling knocked the fuck out on the couch, that's
how we used to do!(without the box of money)The only problem with me chilling
at Red's crib is Redman, like Meka Soul (challenge!), can't fuck with me in
Madden.
3. Murs- Who says underground rappers can't have personality? I got the
chance to talk to Murs at "Paid Dues Festival", and while he is ducking catching
a beat down on XBOX live, he's still a cool cat. Murs is like the Vince Vaughn
of hip hop. In every Vince Vaughn movie Vince plays the guy's guy role. Mur's
music is like Wedding Crashers and all of Vince's other movies in audio format.
A Murs reality show would probably end up being just like Rob and Big, but like
Amanda, I just can't stop watching that shit.
2. E40-Game. What more can I say. I feel like if I sat down and talked
with Bill Gates, then when out and tried to get some money, then sat down with
E40, then went and tried to get some money, I'd get more money after hollering
at 40. I have no E40 CD's, but damn near every time I hear him he says some shit
I can relate to. Hidden amongst all his slang (which, is damn near half of all
hip hop slang)is some shit that anybody who didn't grow up in Laguna Beach can
relate too, and a lot of times learn from.
1. Noreaga- Nore is off the yelsabubs. I never skip a Nore interview
either. Nore said in the last interview I read, "I don't have to sell drugs to
be hood, I'm hood cuz I'm sitting my big ass nice house still drinking Kool-Aid"
Are you fucking kidding...I love Kool-Aid! I'd be sitting right there with him,
drinking 100 proof Mc flurry's, Kool-Aid, and watching bootleg cable with the
rest of the slime. The best thing on all the Nore CDs are the skits. Nore had me
telling everybody "Damn nigga, turn the heat off slavery". Fuck Flavor
of Love, they need to have Nore of Love, that shit would be hilarious, I can't
imagine how this cat would act with a house full of chicks throwing it at him.
Of course the late Pimp C would have made the list if he was still
with us. After him going off on all the bullshit in rap and some fake ass
pimp that called him fake, I would have loved to see a Pimp C reality show.A couple
of other people that almost made the list, Slug from Atmosphere, Evidence from
Dilated (he used to seem boring as hell until I seen the "Release Party")
Planet Asia,Talib Kweli, and ?uestlove.I really want to put Mos Def on the lists
, so just make a mental note of him being number 6.Now time for the
boring/oddball/weird muthafuckas who I'm just glad to hear on the mic, but could
care less about off it.

Soooo...I know I've been absent for a little while....oh well, deal with it nigga! Nah, fa real though, I have been reading the blogs and shit, then I thought of something, since I've been gone I should do like somekind of re-introduction shit. Since I refuse to stand up in front of the blog readers and say "Hi...my name is.." or do some basic shit like that, I came up with the idea of posting my entire collection from my Zune online. While I have more albums, these are the ones that are actually on my Zune (shit, alot of the ones ON my Zune don't get listened to). This might be long, but oh well....
2pac-All Eyez on Me Disc 1 & 2, Me against the World, Strictly for my N.I.G.G.A.Z
50 Cent-Power of the Dollar
9th Wonder-The Dream Merchant Vol. 2
Aesop Rock-None Shall Pass
Alicia Keys-As I Am, Songs in A Minor, The Diary of Alicia keys
Amy Winehouse-Back to Black
Atmosphere-God Loves Ugly, Lucy Ford, Sad Clown Bad Dub 2, Sad Clown Bad Fall 10, Sad Clown Bad Summer 9, Sevens Travels, You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're Having
AZ-SOSA
Bambu-I Scream Bars for the Children
Beanie Sigel-The Truth, The Reason, The B Coming, The Solution
Big Punisher-Capital Punishment, Yeah Baby
Bishop Lamont-Nigger Noize, Caltroit
Blacksmith-Talib Kweli Presents Blacksmith the Movement
Black Milk-Popular Demand
Blue Scholars-Bayani
Blu and Exile-Below the Heavens
Brother Ali-Shadows of the Sun, The Undisputed Truth
Buckshot and 9th Wonder-Chemistry
Capone and Noreaga-The Reunion
Chamillionaire-Mixtape Messiah 2, The Ultimate Victory
Chrisette Michelle-I Am
Clipse-Hell Hath No Fury, Lord Willin'
Common-Be, Electric Circus, Like Water for Chocolate, One day it will all make sense, Finding Forever, Resurrection
Consequence-Don't quit you Day Job
Corrine Bailey Rae-Corrine Bailey Rae
Cormega-The Realness
CunningLynguist-Dirty Acres
Dead Prez-Let's Get Free
Defari-Street Music
Devin the Dude-Waiting to Inhale
Dilated Peoples-20/20,Expansion Team, Neighborhood Watch, The Platform
Dj Babu-Duck Season Vol. 2
Dj Muggs-Soul Assassin's Vol. 2
Dj Quick-Safe & Sound
DMX-it's Dark and Hell is Hot
El-p-Fantastic Damage, I'll Sleep When your Dead
Eminem-The Eminem Show
Eric B and Rakim-Classic
Erykah Badu-Baduizm
Evidence-The Weatherman LP
Felt-A Tribute to Christina Ricci, A Tribute to Lisa Bonet
Floetry-Floacism, Floetic
Foreign Exchange-Connected
Fort Minor-The Rising Tied
Freeway-Free at Last, Philadelphia Freeway
Gangstarr-The Ownerz
Ghostface Killah-Big Doe Rehab, Supreme Clientele,Bulletproof Wallets, Iron Man
Ginuwine-The Bachelor
Gza-Liquid Swords, Grandmasters
Hall of Justus-Soldiers of Fortune
Hell Razah-Renaissance Child
Hieroglyphics-3rd Eye Vision, Full Circle
Hi-Tek-Hi-teknology Vol. 1, Hi-Teknology Vol. 2
Jadakiss-Kiss of Death
Jay Z-American Gangster, The Black Album, The Blueprint 2 Disc 1, The Blueprint 2 Disc 2,The Blueprint, The Dynasty Roc La Familia, In My Lifetime Vol.1, Kingdom Come,Reasonable Doubt, S. Carter Collection, Vol.2 Hard Knock Life, Vol. 3 Life and Times of S Carter
Jean Grae-Jeanius, Orchestral Files, This Week
Jill Scott-Beautifully Human, The Real Thing, Who is Jill Scott
Joel Ortiz-The Brick Bordega
Joe Budden- The Album Before the Album, Mood Muzik, Mood Muzik 2
John Legend-Get Lifted, Once Again
John Mayer-Heavier Things
J Dilla-Donuts, Rough Draft
Kanye West-The College Dropout, Freshman Adjustment, Graduation, Late Registration
Kidz in the Hall-Detention, School Was my Hustle
Krs One & Marley Marl-Hip Hop Lives
Lil Wayne-The Carter 3 Mixtape, The Carter 2
Little Brother-And Justus For All,The Chitlin Circuit, Getback, The listening, The Minstrel Show, Seperate but Equal
LL Cool J-G.O.A.T
The Lox-We are the Streets
Lupe Fiasco-Food and Liquor, Food & Liquor
Memphis Bleek-The Understanding
Method Man-4.21 The Day After
Mike Phillips-You Have Reached Mike Phillips
Mitchy Slick-Urban Survival Syndrome
Mobb Deep-The Infamous
Mos Def-Black on Both Sides, Mos Definate
Mos Def and Talib Kweli-Blackstar
Muggs-The Soul Assassins
Murs- The End of the Beginning, F'Rreal,Good Music Disc 1, Good Music Disc 2, Murray's Revenge, Murs 3:16 the 9th edition, Murs and the misadventures of the Nova Express, Murs is my Friend, Murs Rules the World, Varsity Blues
Nas-Hip Hop is Dead, Illmatic, It Was Written, I Am, The Lost Tapes, Stillmatic
Native Guns-Barrel Men, Stray Bullets
Notorious B.I.G-Life After Death Disc 1, Life After Death Disc 2
Obie Trice-Second Rounds on Me
Outkast-Aquemina-Atliens,Southernplaylisticadillacmusic, Stankonia
Outsidaz-Nightlife
Pete Rock-Soul Survivor
Pharcyde-The Bizarre Ride 2, Labcabincalifornia
Pharoah Monch-Desire, Internal Affairs
Phil the Agony-Aromatic
Phonte and Eccentric-The Story of U.S.
Planet Asia-The Grand Opening, Jewelry Box Sessions, The Medicine, The Sickness
Prodigy-Return of The Mac
Raekwon-Only Built for Cuban Linx
Rage Against the machine-The Battle of Los Angeles, The Evil Empire, Rage Against the machine, Renegades
Rah Digga-Dirty Harriet
Ras Kass Institutionalized, Rassasination, Soul on Ice, Van Gogh
Redman-Muddy Waters, Red gone Wild
Rhymefest-Blue Collar
Robin Thicke-The Evolution of Robin THicke
The Roots-Game Theory, Things Fall Apart, Illedelph Halflife
Saigon-The Moral of the Story,Return of the Yardfater, Stray Rounds, Welcome to Saigon
Scarface-The Fix
Sean Price-Jesus Price Superstar, Master P
Self Scientific-Change, Gods and Gangsters mixtape, The Self Science
Sick Jacken-Legend of the Mask and the Assassin
Snoop Dogg-Doggystyle
Somobe-The Great Communication
Souls of Mischief-93 Til Infinity
Strong Arm Steady-The Collectors Edition,Deep Hearted, Strong Arm Radio: Klak Music, Dilated Steady
Styles-A Gangster and a Gentlemen
Talib Kweli-The Beautiful Struggle, Eardrum, Kweli Confidential, Liberation, Quality, Reflection Eternal,
Tash-Raplife
Termanology-Hood Politics Vol. 4 (show and Prove)
Tha Dogg Pound-Dog Food
TI-I'm Serious, Trap Music, Urban Legend
A Tribe Called Quest-Beats Rhymes and Life, The Low End Theory, Midnight Maruaders
Tru Life-Tru York
UGK-Underground Kingz
Various Artists-Hidden BEach Unwrapped Vol1, Hidden Beach Unwrapped Vol.2, Hiddne Beach Unwrapped Vol. 2 Bonus Disc
Visionaires-Sophmore Jinx, We Are the Ones(we've been waiting for)
Wu Tang Clan-8 Diagrams, Enter the 36 Chambers, Iron Flag, The W, Wu Tang Forever Disc 1, Wu Tang Forever Disc 2
Xzibit-40 Days and 40 Nights, At the Speed of Life, Full Circle, Restless
There you have it. That's what's in my collection. Some of that shit get's listened to every day, some of it never gets played, some of it is on there for one song, (but I refuse to put one song on my Zune so I put the whole album). Much props to the dudes that have been online shouting out Blu and Exile all the time....cuz that shit is definately dope. On the low, if someone couldn't FIND any of those CD's in the "stores" with the exception of four albums on that list (I don't give my peoples shit away...unless they say I can) I could probably help you FIND them. Until next time...PEACE.