So, I turn on the TV the other day, and I noticed that the "Real World" was on. I looked at it real quick to see how many black people were on this season, then turned that shit off. Nothing against ya'll white people, I got hella love for ya'll, you guys know how to throw drama free parties, you know how to talk to the cops, and according to Kanye, you all know how to keep good credit, but really, the REAL world isn't all college grad white boys with six pacs, slutty white ho's, good two-shoes white chicks, white homos, and white jesus freaks. Why do all the dudes have six-pacs? Everybodies not in perfect fucking shape. Where the fuck are the mexicans? No....not fucking Rican's or Cubans, MTV is quick than a muthafucka to throw a lpetite Cuban chick on there, but where are the fucking Mexicans? How many asians have been on there? How many REAL hip hop cat's have been on there? Why is there always at least 1 homo, but not always 1 guarenteed black person? How many high school drop outs have been on there? Let's keep it real...and what's the best way to keep it real? Get me on that muthafucka!
Yea, I said it, get Brillyance on "The Real World". How many people like ME have been on there? None. What can you expect from a season of "The Real World" with Brillyance?
1. When a white person drops the N bomb to upset me, I'll laugh.
2. When everyone wants to go skinny dipping on the first episode, I'll say "Fuck that shit,"
3. I'll sneak in advertisments for underground hip hop artists. In political conversations I'll say "Fuck that, Murs for President" or when I walk into rooms I'll say "The truth is here, the truth is here"
4. I'll hang with a gang of females...but sleep with none of them, debunking the rumors that all men think about is sex, and that men can't just be friends with females.
5. I'll keep it real...when that slutty chick gives up the ass to the Ben Affleck or Matt Damon clone, I'll call her a slut.
6. When everyone goes to work-out, I'll sleep.
You can expect all of that, among other shit. Plain and simple, the point is, the real world is fake...as if I really needed to tell you that. Why can't we at least get one season of reality on "reality" TV? I think that shit would be more interesting than the bullshit they have on. Shit, I'm more interested in sitting around watching my nephew act a fool than watching that shit. Love, Peace, and Nappiness....I'm gone.