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The Sara Baartman Theory

So a while back I got this random-ass comment from one of the anonymous readers of the site asking me to elaborate on the original prototype, and I honestly don’t know why I never got around to dropping some knowledge about it. Probably because I was feeling slightly anti-nappy headed hoeish at the time. Whatever.

As a side note, I’m not really as anti-nappy headed hoeish as I appear to come off as, but a few situations have basically semi-Stack Bundled my thoughts toward women as of late. I’m sure a cooked meal will change that though, so any of the 2 women who actually sit through my shit without vomiting feel dragooned to provide that sustenance, I offer a pair of Dunks for your feet and a pair of scrotes banging off your hymen in return.

Anyways, my Vegas-residing Trini rude gal aliya dropped a few, errr, hedonistically delectable photos of one Big Booty Judy, where the same message popped up again. Seeing as how I had my own “personal” run-in with a cola bottle-shaped muckluck this past weekend, I suddenly feel inspired to expound on my ideals [1].

Now I’m going to try to make this as minimally misogynistic as I can, but I promise nothing because I’m somewhat dismayed at the state of women right now. Some of you slores need to step your games up something terrible.

For a minute now the PAWG syndrome has been a staple in not only hip-hop culture but embedded in an entire society’s consciousness now, which always struck me as strange because I can remember when having some delicious thickness was considered taboo in the Calvin Klein, sour diesel-inspired waifish world. This was back when having a phat ass meant that you were actually considered fat [2], and greedy, TI-ran corporations pushed everything from Dexatrim to crack down our collective tonsils to combat a look that was as natural to the Black woman’s frame as our ability to duck paying our bills on time (don’t front).  Not so surprisingly – as with everything us porch monkeys invent and perfect – the world has taken notice, and now I can’t walk down the street sometimes without seeing a Cambodian with a donkey, not to mention those that are willing to risk surgical fuckery to attain something that comes natural to the melanin-instilled peoples of this world.

I could go on and correlate the link between the Black man’s and woman’s superiority over every other race and their attempts to shut our respective shits down while secretly trying to assimilate our characteristics into their own communities and failing miserably in the process while doing so with their own blatant insecurities and reluctance to accept out said superiority, but I wouldn’t want this site to be labeled as a place that harbors racism, despite the disclaimer at the bottom of my bullshit spiel [3]. The last thing I need is whoever at those record labels that give the go-ahead to throw my esteemed overlords money to slap up their gaudy ad space for albums we eventually shit on pulling out, because then that would be fucking wit my bottom line. And I sure as shit couldn’t have that.

But I digress. People can front like seeing some brick-thick MILF (what up aliya!) is the complete antithesis of what’s healthy in this world, but you want to know what’s unhealthy? Smog. Drugs that are made using items found under the kitchen sink. My seemingly unending rage against the cultural machine at times. You could never tell me that a fat ass was something to be ashamed of, because apparently my dick has been thinking otherwise since the second grade. At least I know I’m not the only one now.

[1] Read: finally able to put something together. My bad.

[2] Mind you, there’s a difference between “thick” and “fat.” But I may save that for another time.

[3] But seeing as how that petition I started to get me fired off this site caught about no buzz whatsoever, *shrugs.*

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