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The Bitchmade List: Latino Edition


May 06, 2008 | Tags: none
So originally I was going a post on the trials and tribulations one Damon Dash has encountered since he was unceremoniously ousted from the house he helped build with the black TI (no Clifford Harris) [1]. Unfortunately I got a little wrapped up with prior engagements (read: this random ass Kiara Marie [2] flick would not stop timing out) to really focus on the damn thing. Then I realized it was Cinco de Mayo... well, actually I didn’t, but I knew something was up because the front page of my Yahoo had this weird mariachi band GIF on the front. What most people don’t know is that the fifth of May is remembered more for the Mexican forces that stopped the French Army way the fuck back in the day, only for them to get ethered the next year. On the plus side, they did manage to kick the Frenchies out some four years later, but we all know that France is nothing but a bunch of pushovers in the first place.

Anyways, I was going to drop a few jewels on some of the doper Latino individuals that actually made an impact in this fickle rap game; then again being an asshole is a part of my essence, and I found it much more easier to shit talk my way through this week until something retarded happens for me to write about. I mean damn, by this time a good eight piff pocketers were murked by this time last year. What gives? Prodigy gets sent to jail, no everybody needs something to do other than punch him in the face for good luck? We need a board.

Wild random ramblings aside, here’s my shorthand list of the top bitchmade Latinos in rap. As always, feel free to toss in your input, or just talk your shit while unknowingly granting this site more hits which in turn will up the digit I make here a month. Who needs a stimulus check?

Irv Gotti. The sad thing is, duke produced my favorite Jay-Z song ever, “Can I Live,” but that was a simple swacking of an old Isaac Hayes song. It’s one thing to front like you’re a thug because of your associations with roughnecks. But having your momentum taken out from under you by another fake-ass thug who does the exact same thing your diminutive puppet did in the 90s but made more money off it? Damn like Ron Simmons.

Baby Bash, Chingo Bling and all those other minstrel Mexi-cRappers. Part of the reason I don’t like California is because on any given day I was forced to listen to the likes of Lil Rob and Pocos Peros Locos on the radio all day. True story is that my old job ended up producing the video for Baby Bash’s “Cyclone,” and none of the gig’s higher-ups liked the shit; they only cared if the check didn’t bounce. Capitalism is a muh’fucker. Speaking of fa-go Latino rappers...

South Park Mexican. Let’s be frank here: I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one (guy or girl, mind you) who’s thought of scraping, say, Raven-Symoné when she hadn’t quite turned 18 yet. Shorty doo-wop was thick as all hell. At the same time, I’m smart enough to know not to ever pull that shit, as 16 would get me 25 at the drop of a dime. Apparently nobody told Texas’ (of course) own South Park Mexican, who went down on his daughter’s nine-year-old friend while she was asleep, which is just wrong on every imaginable level possible.

[1] Shouts to eskay for providing the latest pic of Jigga coming home with his newborn seed, too.

[2] Maybe I’ll do a PAWGs are the new dark meat joint one day, if I’m inspired and not lazy enough.


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