They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression. Nowhere is this more true than in the music industry. Slim Thug Presents Boss Hogg Outlawz Serve and Collect is Slim Thug’s introduction of his crew: Killa Kyleon, Sir Daily, PJ, J-Dawg, C. Ward, Young Black, and Rob Smallz. The move is clear and calculated: the consummate businessman, Slim is out to develop his brand & label (the Boss Hogg Outlawz) while he preps his sophomore album due out this year.

We Boss Hoggin’ leads off the compilation with Slim Thugg refusing the current ballin mentality (a la Jim Jones) in favor of his Texas version, which he eloquently defines as - you guessed it - Boss Hoggin’. No shortage of shallow materialism here, just plain braggadocio rap on how Slim Thugga is the boss of the world.

Mr. Thug is joined by PJ and Sir Daily on Wood Wheel, whose strong point is the Michael Watts-esque hook supplemented by a tuba inspired bass line that is very well-executed. PJ and Sir Daily play their parts; neither stands out, but then again neither hurts the track. My favorite verse comes from Slim himself: “I’m taking off down the runway/ broad day Sunday/ haters looking at me, I ain’t playin’ that with gunplay/ hand on the grain while I swangin’ on the one way/ boppers everywhere I see it’ll be a fun day/ I might as well stay up all night ‘til its Monday/ my shit’ll probably end up where my son stay/ got baby mama drama cause the bitch drivin a Hyundai.”

Recognize a Playa is the same recipe plus a teaspoon of newcomer C.Ward, who I instantly liked on the strength of his claim: “I’m so fresh you can smell your boy through a stuffy nose/they call me Chris Wizzard, that’s just how it goes.” J-Dawg joins the party next on Ride on 4’s. Dude says nigga like 81 times, which gets old quick…plus he sounds a lot like his slightly more famous Texas-mate Pimp C. Killa Kyleon at least brings more energy on Badge on My Neck; and he’s even better on Back to Front. Again, the production is the best part- with the verse just clean enough to hold your attention till the next organ-laced break. Good and Texas.

The next 4 tracks (Straight Outta Texas, Rollin’, This Is For My Gs and I’m a Hogg) all feature some combination of the previously mentioned Boss Hogg Outlawz rapping about some combination of the previously mentioned sillyness. Then comes Cheating which, umm, showcases the vocal skills of Rob Smallz. Slim Thugg’s verses seem to be on the track by default only, and the concept (baby why you cheating on me?) completely contradicts the Boss Hog/ I’m a pimp-gangsta theme of the other 14 tracks. Continued on page 2 »